Sometimes I feel like I might be losing my shit.
There is never going to be enough time.
I can't wait until....
Somebody throw me a donut.
Laughing is such a gift.
My kids are the funniest. They win.
I want everyone to be happy.
I need to get back to kicking ass. Chuck Norris Style.
He would know what to do.
He would probably just break everything in his way.